This is not realisitic! - Men in Black Reviews

What could be more terrible than watching a SILLY, IDIOTIC movie like this one? This film is nothing more than a whole lot of RUBBISH. It is NOT like real life. There are NO such things as aliens. Anyone who believes in aliens is a COMPLETE IDIOT. Firstly, the aliens had human disguises, like robots. This really BROUGHT IT DOWN. One of the aliens was so tiny that he could only live in the head of the human. To be more precise, the alien was inside the brain of the man who he was controlling. This was so IMMATURE. And what about the alien who landed on Planet Earth WITHOUT PERMISSION? He killed a man called Edgar and put on Edgar`s skin as a disguise! This was NOT a good thing to do because Edgar`s wife, Beatrice, could see that it was NOT the real Edgar. When Beatrice was interviewed by Kay and Jay, she said, 'I KNOW Edgar, and whoever came back into the house was NOT Edgar. It was someone WEARING HIM: like a suit.' Anyone who was clever would`ve been able to tell that this was an alien wrapped up in a dead person`s skin. My brother made up a HORRIBLE story about one of the teachers from the high school of which we went to (The teacher does not work at the school anymore). He told me that this teacher was a robot invented by a different ex-teacher, which is DEFINITELY FALSE. My brother said that the ex-teacher lived inside the teacher. When the teacher took a week off school, my brother told me it was because the ex-teacher had to get the teacher repaired. This was a LIE because the teacher was NOT a robot. I was VERY ANGRY with my brother for making up this STUPID story about the teacher who I had always enjoyed spending time with. You see, the teacher was one of my FAVOURITE teachers! She had such GOOD NATURE that anyone would`ve recognized her as a REAL PERSON...NOT a robot. The Men In Black were all called after LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET! This meant that there could only be 26 Men In Black at any time! This does NOT make sense because when one to the members left, he was replaced by someone with a DIFFERENT NAME. D was replaced with J. K was replaced with L, who was the first woman to have this job. Also, the men in black carried a neuralizer, which they used to neuralize other people`s memories about the aliens. This was VERY SILLY because the other people COULD HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT THE ALIENS IN THEIR DIARIES! When Beatrice was interviewed about her husband, K neuralized her memory. It was a silly thing to do because the NEWSPAPER said, "Alien STOLE MY HUSBAND`S SKIN". This meant that members of the public knew all about the incident. Surely Beatrice would have needed to know about her husband because she would have put him FIRST in her life. What about the scene where the alien who stole Edgar`s skin attacks Laurel? When J points his gun towards the alien, Laurel is thinking that he is going to attack her. J was actually trying to kill the ALIEN who was BEHIND Laurel. J was trying to SAVE LAUREL`S LIFE. This film is way TOO SCARY for children! My parents took me to see this film at the cinema when I was only about 10 years old...and I found the film TOO FRIGHTENING. I was crying & yelling all through the movie. This film gave me TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES! It took me a long time to recover from this movie. I may not be an expert at giving films ratings according to the age they`re suitable for, but I think that it was a SERIOUS MISTAKE to say that this a general viewing with a few scenes that might be unsuitable for kids. If you ask me, I will say that this is DEFINITELY NOT suitable for children. Above all, do NOT allow your children to watch this film: it will give them nightmares!